So here’s how it works.

First of, you’re either going to be directly contacted by one of our outreach agents or miraculously land in our website trough the magical mysteries of our marketing efforts.

From there, the intrigue begins to develop…

“humm they sound annoyingly cocky”

“they do seem to know what they’re talking about though”

“at the same time, kinda too good to be true innit?”

“but what if it is…?”

And given that at no point in the process you’ll be asked any weird requests - like money or for you to scrub our Lead Dev Nuno’s hairy back – you’ll want to know more.

And rightfully so.

Because when a group of business fanatics, branding visionaries and a bunch of well-behaved minions - that literally get off of brainstorming go-to-market ideas – try to make you money… you listen and you listen very carefully.

• “It all starts with a brief assessment of your audience and media channels.”

• “From there, an initial strategy for niche exploration will be drafted, presented and discussed with you.“

• “At all times your own ideas and input will be taken into high consideration – after all, who better knows their followers than their own god.”

• “Once a vision is formed and all parties are aligned in their expectations, work starts…”

• …“website development, design and branding, product sourcing and quality control, shipping and handling, deliveries, costumer support… we gotchu. Literally every annoying part of creating and growing a business: We’ve got you covered.”

• “In exchange, your job will be to leverage your audience to either promote business(es) that you’ll be the full or partial owner of, or to profit of straightforward brand deals.”

• “As for Monetised, we’ll profit by being equal, partial or majority owners in these very same businesses or by taking a fair cut of the money we’ll effortlessly bring to your table.

No shady commitments, no weird clauses, no cash advances.

We make money, if and only when you make money.

Probably not.

But it really depends entirely on you, the level of greatness you want to achieve and what you want out of this partnership.

It goes like this:

• If you’re looking for a passive MANAGEMENT partnership where you do absolutely nothing besides simply accepting or declining the brand deals we’ll be finding for you, then you don’t have to front any payment whatsoever. We’ll simply take a previously agreed small cut from the brand deal.

• If you’re a bit more ambitious and feel like leveraging your audience towards giving your first real steps in business, you can do so through JOINT VENTURE partnerships in which (in most cases) you won’t have to invest your own capital or worry about day to day operations. As a co-owner you will just adopt an important and active role in the promotion of the business while sharing the profits.

• And if you have trapped inside you a mogul in the making looking to establish a BRAND and create your own empire then you’ll have a dedicated team of slaves professionals by your side, taking the load of your shoulders and helping you with ALL the annoying parts of doing so. For this case you might have to invest your own capital, but the details of such partnership are defined on a case by case basis and are always open for discussion.

Do you understand the value of diversifying your revenue sources? We can work with you.

Are you serious about taking your career to the next level while improving your financial situation further? We can work with you.

Do you want to plug into a team of marketeers, business strategists, designers and developers who will help you smash your goals and deliver the kind of ROI that will leave you banggin' your chest and "hum hum hummm"-ing à la Wolf of Wallstreet? We can work with you.

As long as there’s a real opportunity and we’re aligned in our ambition to build something great, then we’re always interested in partnering up, whether you have 2,000 followers or 2 Million.

Picture this.

You’re in the bar with your best buddy (or at the vegan, no gluten, 5G protected and covid free waffle house - if that’s your thing).

The nagging is ongoing…

“so many followers, so many likes, but the closer you’ve ever been to yacht life was the pedal swan by the pond”.

And you know they’re right.

You’ve tried promoting crap, you’ve tried selling low quality merch, you even considered pawning your soul to the devil… but what works is too much work and what doesn’t, well, it doesn’t.

So right in this moment you’re simply out of ideas and the lights in your head keep flicking more profusely than in a low budget horror movie.

But then, in the midst of that befogged moment, completely out of the blue, lo and behold, a fanfare of maniacs just comes barging into the bar (…or the waffle thing).

You have no idea what’s going on but they seem to be coming to your table, so you straighten up. You straighten and you listen because what’s about to come can’t be ignored.

“Do you know when you were a kid and momma would promise: kiddo, if you behave and do what I say today, I’ll give you one of my ciggy’s*”

*(Or candy if you had a non-deranged mom)

“Well, Monetised is like momma but for cool ambitious adults. And instead of cigarettes or nefarious sugary sins, if you behave, we’ll bring you diñero, a lot of diñero.”

“Do you like money, kiddo?”

And that's basically it, from this moment you’ll be the one writing the rest of the story: your answer to the question will also answer whether we’re the right choice for you or not.